Congratulations.
You’ve officially made it.
You’re now an Unemployed Content Creator – Class of ’25.
This mug is perfect for those mornings when you wake up, pour a cup of coffee… and remember you have absolutely nowhere to be.
No commute.
No meetings.
Just you, your caffeine, and the sweet sound of refreshing your email.

Pairs well with:
• Salted caramel coffee
• Existential dread
• And the occasional tear for that perfect hint of salt.
Cheers to the grind… even if the grind currently lives in your coffee maker.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!